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A big thank you to [livejournal.com profile] cmk418 for hosting a special [livejournal.com profile] hardtime100 challenge for Friday's International Women's Day! It was a great idea and generated some amazing women-centric drabbles. If you haven't already, check them out HERE under the "ch 132 women of Oz" tag.

While trying to come up with ideas for my drabbles, I was reminded of a Claire/Gloria/Diane drabble I had written long ago. Initially, I was unable to locate it, but then I realized that I hadn't written it for [livejournal.com profile] hardtime100, but for a Drabble Tree instead. Specifically, the 2013 "Waiter, There's an Oz Drabble Tree in My Soup" challenge, an occasion that marks the very first time I wrote Oz fic.

(I've been writing Oz fic for six years now? Whaaat?)

Anyway, I tracked it down, and it still put a smile on my face, so I thought I'd re-post it here. :-)

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Claire walked into the breakroom with a heavy sigh and poured herself a cup of coffee.

Gloria and Diane looked up from their conversation. “Rough shift?” Gloria asked.

“The usual shit,” Claire replied. “O’Reily was giving me a hard time.”

“I’ll bet,” Diane said under her breath.

Claire glared at her. “But I did have the pleasure of breaking up Keller and Beecher.”

“For fucking or fighting?”

With a roll of her eyes, Claire answered, “I can’t tell the difference anymore.”

“O’Reily, Keller, Beecher,” Gloria murmured, shaking her head.

Claire grinned. “Marry, fuck, kill.”

“Marry Beecher, fuck Keller, kill O’Reily,” said Diane quickly. “That was just too easy.”

“I disagree,” retorted Claire. “Kill Beecher, fuck O’Reily, marry Keller.”

“You would kill Beecher?”

“Yeah, a mercy-killing,” explained Claire. “What about you, Dr. Nathan? I bet you’d marry O’Reily, fuck Beecher, kill Keller.”

“Why do you say that?”

Claire raised an eyebrow and smirked. Quickly, a heated discussion followed, voices overlapping as rumors collided with secret desires. None of the women noticed the arrival of additional bodies into the room and were startled when someone yelled out, “Hey, why are you ladies so worked up?”

The three women turned and looked into the faces of McManus, Murphy, and Father Mukada. Then they looked at each other and burst into laughter.

The game was over, and they knew better than to have a second round.
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Thanks to a recent positive review by [livejournal.com profile] the_emu, I just finished reading "World War Z" by Max Brooks, a book about a world-wide zombie apocalypse. I really enjoyed it and found the concept fascinating (yeah, I know I'm a little late to the zombie game). I loved the format of the book, too, written as a series of transcripts of interviews with various survivors.

Anyway, NOW I'm craving ALL THE OZ APOCAFIC THAT EXISTS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

I've assembled a list of stories that I know are out there, and here's what I got so far:

Written for [livejournal.com profile] oz_magi:Written for [livejournal.com profile] spook_me:Written for Oz Graffixation at [livejournal.com profile] oz_graffiti:Written for [livejournal.com profile] hardtime100:No Emerald City series, by [livejournal.com profile] catheights


Does anyone know of any other Oz stories out there? (I've already checked the "apocalypse" tag on AO3 and also found a couple of Oz/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossovers, but I wasn't particularly interested in that combination.)

I believe [livejournal.com profile] trillingstar is currently working on a new apocafic story, and hopefully one day I can add it to this list. *nudge, nudge* :D
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My fascination with the hedonistic late '70s continues! I've just come across a collection of photos of the infamous Studio 54 nightclub that was recently posted by Buzzfeed, and it's pretty amazing:

29 Pictures That Show Just How Insane Studio 54 Really Was

My first impression? SO MANY NIPPLES. Several topless women are included in the pictorial, so definitely NSFW.

Viewing these photos reminds me of the awesome fic Night Fever, written for me by [livejournal.com profile] pride_of_erin in response to my [livejournal.com profile] oz_magi wish for a B/K 1970s AU. Her story is deliciously decadent and so, SO good. If you didn't get a chance to read it before, you should RUN, not walk, over to Magi and read it NOW. In addition, [livejournal.com profile] mazephoenix wrote the wonderful porny Magi "treat" Disco Inferno 77 based on my prompt.

Also? Here is a handy instructional video that teaches you how to dance The Hustle:



Now, pardon me while go search for my Bee Gees Greatest Hits CD!
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This is a placeholder with links to the Oz fic I wrote last year for [livejournal.com profile] hardtime100 (4 drabbles and 1 flashfic), the Oz [livejournal.com profile] lyric_wheel Challenge, and the [livejournal.com profile] oz_magi holiday exchange.

I am currently in the process (finally!) of creating a master list here on LJ, as well as copying all my fic over to my AO3 account. (So when the big LiveJournal Armageddon goes down as all the doomsayers are predicting, I'll have my ass covered.) In the meantime, this helps keep me organized.

Links behind the cut.... )
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In addition, I encourage everyone to read the awesome works generated by my [livejournal.com profile] oz_magi wish... two deliciously decadant 1970s AUs inspired by my prompt of "Disco Inferno":

the story Night Fever, by [livejournal.com profile] pride_of_erin, and
the treat Disco Inferno 77, by [livejournal.com profile] mazephoenix
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This is a placeholder with links to the Oz fic I wrote last year for [livejournal.com profile] hardtime100 (4 drabbles and 1 flashfic), as well as the stories I wrote for the [livejournal.com profile] oz_magi holiday exchange. At some point, I'm going to get my act together and (1) assemble a Master List and (2) put these things on AO3, but that time is not yet now.

Links behind the cut.... )
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On the flip side, I was thrilled to receive a delightful Beecher/Keller story for [livejournal.com profile] oz_magi based on my prompt "dick measuring contest."

The Biggest Dick in Oz, by [livejournal.com profile] dragontara

Guess who the winner is? (correct answer: anyone who reads the story!)

In addition, my dick-measuring prompt also inspired two fantastic Keller-centric "treats" at Magi's dress factory party:

Dick Measuring Contest, by [livejournal.com profile] drsquidlove (cross-posted here to her LJ), and
A Vote For, by [livejournal.com profile] macaroncey

Apparently, the idea of measuring of Keller's dick was a popular one! *g*
Be sure to check them all out, if you haven't already!
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Toby edged his way out to the kitchen again, and brought out a salted caramel peanut butter pie that might have been the best thing Elliot had ever tasted in his life.
~~ [livejournal.com profile] drsquidlove, "Someone Like You," Chapter 44

(Of course, I like to think that Toby is the best thing Elliot's ever tasted in his life. Heh.)

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As most Oz fans on my flist probably know, [livejournal.com profile] drsquidlove wrote the Pultizer Prize-worthy Oz/SVU fic "Someone Like You" and began posting it about a year ago. (I can't believe it's already been that long!) The story was full of incredible angst, humor, tenderness, sex, violence, and, perhaps suprisingly, a lot of really detailed descriptions of great-sounding food.

Consequently, I have been dying to make a salted caramel peanut butter pie ever since February, when I first read the above line from the chapter where Toby prepares Elliot's birthday dinner ("The Chicken"). I believe that both salted caramel and peanut butter should be a part of everyone's daily nutritional food intake, and putting them together can only be full of win, right?

But I've held off on any effort until now, because, frankly, I'm not that great a cook. I mean, nobody's ever died from my cooking yet, but I have a list of basic meals that I rarely stray from, since "trying something new" is almost always a culinary disaster just waiting to happen. However, a Google search yielded what sounded like a promising, fairly straight-forward recipe from Pillsbury, and....

Ta-da!!!  Here is my attempt at a Salted Caramel Peanut Butter Pie!!!  *waves hand in a flourish*
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And it turned out pretty good! It reminded me a lot of a Snickers candy bar? It was also very, VERY rich. (Like, one slice was probably the equivalent of three king-sized Snickers.) And I'm really more of a salty-snack kind of person, rather than having a sweet-tooth, so I probably would like it more if it had more salted caramel and less... everything else. But the pie disappeared pretty quickly, so I guess it was a success!

As for the cooking itself, it was touch-and-go there for a while. There was an issue with the crust being too small for my pie plate, and then there was too much filling, and then I wasn't sure if it had cooked all the way through because the recipe didn't indicate how to check that it was done, and then even though I waited for it to cool down for as long as the recipe said, it was mostly a gooey mess when I first tried to slice it up. (It was much better the next day after being refrigerated overnight.)

But you know what? Whenever I started to get stressed, all I could hear in the back of my mind was a semi-hysterical Toby freaking out and banging plates down and saying, "It's not about the fucking chicken!" and I would laugh and laugh. 'Cause I think that might be my favorite line in the whole story.

Well, that and the "I love you." :-)

I still don't think I'll be de-boning a fish anytime soon, though. It's too depressing to think that an 11-year-old girl could do it better than me, even if she is a fictional character.
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This is a placeholder with links to the Oz fic I wrote last year for [livejournal.com profile] hardtime100 (7 drabbles and 1 flashfic), as well as the stories I wrote for the [livejournal.com profile] oz_magi holiday exchange.

Links behind the cut.... )
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On the flip side, I was thrilled to receive so many delightful gifts during [livejournal.com profile] oz_magi! Both of the requests in my wish were filled by amazing stories:
But WAIT, that's not all! The "four seasons" B/K prompt also inspired these fantastic "treats":
Be sure to check them out, if you haven't already! You'll laugh, you'll squee, you'll cry tears of joy and maybe sadness!

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