I very nearly didn't click through to see what the prompt source was cuz I assumed it was the high school AU since you'd just mentioned that. Which made me o_O (in the most gleefully perplexed way) that someone managed to turn that idea into longfic.
This idea make a lot more sense for expansion! (Holy crap I can't believe we're nearing the one year mark!) And this his religious use of the New & Improved Deluxe Shake Weight For Men is an even better visual than Ryan in football uniform, imo. *dies*
Ryan still had occasional flashbacks to the appalling gaudiness of the entertainment at Simon's fiftieth birthday party. He was terrified by visions where performers dressed as female genitalia would dance on a stage in front of his mother. Note to self: Ryan & Simon... flamboyant party planners AU.Who everyone expects to have a MegaWedding but surprise everyone by running off to elope in the middle of nowhere
Ahahahahaha the section titles are perfect!
"Good morning, Starshine! The earth says 'Hello'!" Holy crap, Ryan's mom is such a mom. Hee!
Kylie and Kendall Become Co-Eds This is so spot on I was all "...but not for real is this in the works ...right?"
He raised a party puffer to his mouth and blew it directly in Ryan’s face. <3
“We are going to eat them, not flush them down the toilet.” Simon understands that Ryan's eating habits are complicated. *nods*
Ryan decided to make it easy for him. He gave Simon a little smile, and said, “I love you, too.” Simon visibly relaxed, smiled back, and said, “Well, of course you do.” Boys!
“Oatmeal raisin is for old people,” Ryan declared BLASPHEMY!
He had resigned himself long ago to the idea that their situation would never again allow them to have a high-profile working relationship, and it always saddened him. However, a behind-the-scenes relationship was different. It all sounded perfect. Everything about this. They need to work together for reals again, I don't care if it's all behind the scenes.
Harry has been looking for a good…. uh, girlfriend. And who has more experience looking for good... uh, girlfriends than these two?!
And maybe his ass wasn’t too big after all. It’s better to be a little too big, than a little too small. You have a fine ass, Ryan!
Hiiiii.... I hope you don't mind stream of conscious comments because that's what you're getting!
This is excellent! And long, wow, go you! I have not managed to keep a plot going for this many words yet so I'm super impressed by your skills!
Despite the fact that I prefer RPS that is canon-based to the greatest extent possible (since I like to believe that these things could actually be true), this story ignores the recent drama involving Simon and his impending fatherhood since, frankly, I have no idea what to make of all that. What you said. Verbatim.
I feel like somewhere along the line we crossed over into some nonsensical AU and everyone around us is all "this is totally reality, for reals, and it makes sense because Simon has always been the impregnator-type, la la la la" and I'm sitting in a corner going "I completely understand that this is a world where Simon has babies and I'm not denying facts and I'm not upset, but can we also agree that the laws of physics have been broken? Like possibly the world fell into a sexuality blackhole and the rules broke and we just don't have the science to understand what is happening yet? Could that be why it seems like wizardry?"
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This idea make a lot more sense for expansion! (Holy crap I can't believe we're nearing the one year mark!) And this
his religious use of the New & Improved Deluxe Shake Weight For Men
is an even better visual than Ryan in football uniform, imo. *dies*
Ryan still had occasional flashbacks to the appalling gaudiness of the entertainment at Simon's fiftieth birthday party. He was terrified by visions where performers dressed as female genitalia would dance on a stage in front of his mother.Note to self: Ryan & Simon... flamboyant party planners AU.
Who everyone expects to have a MegaWedding but surprise everyone by running off to elope in the middle of nowhereAhahahahaha the section titles are perfect!
"Good morning, Starshine! The earth says 'Hello'!"
Holy crap, Ryan's mom is such a mom. Hee!
Kylie and Kendall Become Co-Eds
This is so spot on I was all "...but not for real is this in the works ...right?"
He raised a party puffer to his mouth and blew it directly in Ryan’s face.
<3
“We are going to eat them, not flush them down the toilet.”
Simon understands that Ryan's eating habits are complicated. *nods*
Ryan decided to make it easy for him. He gave Simon a little smile, and said, “I love you, too.” Simon visibly relaxed, smiled back, and said, “Well, of course you do.”
Boys!
“Oatmeal raisin is for old people,” Ryan declared
BLASPHEMY!
He had resigned himself long ago to the idea that their situation would never again allow them to have a high-profile working relationship, and it always saddened him. However, a behind-the-scenes relationship was different. It all sounded perfect.
Everything about this. They need to work together for reals again, I don't care if it's all behind the scenes.
Harry has been looking for a good…. uh, girlfriend.
And who has more experience looking for good... uh, girlfriends than these two?!
And maybe his ass wasn’t too big after all.
It’s better to be a little too big, than a little too small.You have a fine ass, Ryan!
Hiiiii.... I hope you don't mind stream of conscious comments because that's what you're getting!
This is excellent! And long, wow, go you! I have not managed to keep a plot going for this many words yet so I'm super impressed by your skills!
Despite the fact that I prefer RPS that is canon-based to the greatest extent possible (since I like to believe that these things could actually be true), this story ignores the recent drama involving Simon and his impending fatherhood since, frankly, I have no idea what to make of all that.
What you said. Verbatim.
I feel like somewhere along the line we crossed over into some nonsensical AU and everyone around us is all "this is totally reality, for reals, and it makes sense because Simon has always been the impregnator-type, la la la la" and I'm sitting in a corner going "I completely understand that this is a world where Simon has babies and I'm not denying facts and I'm not upset, but can we also agree that the laws of physics have been broken? Like possibly the world fell into a sexuality blackhole and the rules broke and we just don't have the science to understand what is happening yet? Could that be why it seems like wizardry?"
Anyway.
In conclusion: <3